IMPRODOME 3/17/06

Worship at the porcelin g-d. St. Patricks Day green, green, green. Drunken blow job girls. Matt Donnelly mask. Whites of their eyes on film? What is the world coming to? Deaf, retarded, cheap, old men, gypsey prophesies -- I don't know when? Not much to say about Improdome this week. I feel tired and meek. Next week, I'll take another peek: At zombies, mombies, maybe Shawn with shaved head, playing Mahatma Ghandhi. We shall go, we shall see, and if it's fun we'll say Mai we. IMPRODOME. WHITE'S OF THEIR EYES on film: Yikes. O MAC FANNAGAN BAND. "You drink too much whiskey, you fuck'in jack ass." " He thinks deaf people are retarded." ROSE PETAL RAIN. Ron Verlon and Me. ANGRY CABBAGE. "How long you think the mixture will be done?" "Money is not for wasting." "Shes not from these parts, shes Greek." SHOOTING THE SHIT WITH LIZ AND TARREN. "I am fucking horny as shit." " He warned you that the cob webs in your crotch are a hazard to your health." "You got a story for every fucking thing I bring up." " Even he's got a girl friend." SHAMALON. " I can tell a lot the way a girls pulse reacts." "You can prove your manhood by wrestling." FLO. "You know I'm cursed, I can't eat bread." "I can't help it, I got to profile people."