IMPRODOME 1/27/06

Energy Pizazz rippleing through obscene vortex. Defining pre-ambulatory pictures set fluidly before our steaming eyes. Philosophy confined to library shelves, collecting visions of mold: useless. Thoughts, feelings, images, ideas, obscenities, goodness, parading on stage before us: priceless: Jersey dildos, sixteen world, itching STD's, stolen statues, adopted vacuums, jilted warranties, interesting faces, compliments, miscarrages, poetry in bowels of the earth. YIKES. Steam open the envelop of life -- Reveal the unrevealed: therapy philosophically protrayed: IMPRODOME. A quote from Diana: " I'm taking a class at the practical school of philosophy." TEAM GETT'IN LAID. "You guys really feel like my family." " Can't have enough balls." FREE PARKING. Justin, Dave, and Me. HOT SAUCE. "Good morning, I'm sixteen world." "Are you making mommy something?" "I didn't know the symtems of STD's involved itching." "You're fireing me?" " We have reservations with a quadrapalegic being on the football team." "I'm telling that you fucked me if you kick me off the team." THE FIRST KISSES. "You made me look like a fool." " Do not look me in the eyes if you want to keep your eyes." "This used to be his , but it's mine, because I stole it." "I made you see things, I made you feel things." "I don't need to fuck this up for you you'll fuck it up on your own." JIZZ SQUIBBS. "I can't believe we made it." "You are so an ass hole." "I'm really so glad we adopted him." "I dreamed about this day." "I never cared for Joey, even though I slept with him." WHITES OF THEIR EYES. "I'm still not buying your vacuum cleaners." " I'm just a silly little house husband." "He's so handy with tools." "My secret ingrediant is taragon." "Any vacuum that can clean that up, we're going to buy." "Well I hope you take a check." "Someone turfed the lawn." "I never mailed it in." LOVER . "Your face is so interesting." "Dad, can we keep him?" "He's got street grit." "I'm going to fuck you Guadalope." "Stay here forever and have a good time on us the half Millers." ELEVENISH. "Do you perchance hop in this bar often." "May I flatter you with a compliment?" "That means no chance of a baby." "I'm eating those chocolates to quell my pain." "See, he doesn't listen to thoughts I feel." "You overstepped your boundries, just there." LADY SUPREME COURT JUSTICE. "It's not your fault." "The thing I don't want to be reminded of is the miscarrage." "You make me so sad about stuff, sometimes." "I'd get a job where you do different things every day." " How can you rehearse for a figure skating match and read Stanaslofsky?" "Honey, you're sad because you're unemployed, and lost our baby." "So, when I see my reflection, it isn't distorted?" "What would you say if I got a job with a routine?" "I'm very sensitive." "Where are you going to go." "All I want is something small and cute, that I have to teach." HEROES OF COMEDY. " I just read poetry." " American whiskey is terrible." "Now you just settle down and drink those drinks." "Well Frenchie, it's you and me now." "He's coming back and he expects us to be wet." "I hear you're the guy who haunts this mine." "Shes a whore, she smells like a month of bad Sundays."