PEOPLES IMPROV THEATER 12/19/05

The evening began with Mr. Resistor and Gertrude. Consciousness flowed nicely with fun scenes performed by both teams; both were enjoyable to watch. Selfish me, I wanted more; second beats, tieing scenes together at the end, would have been real iceing on the cake. MR. RESISTOR. "I was playing football with Rocco and the boys." "It's not about how good it is, it's how you look." "Sylvestor Stallone is like three feet tall." "Ninja smoke bombs, they stopped making them." "Your credit check failed." "People loose their minds when a strike is going to happen." "This is the greatest single serving conversation, I've had." "I saw you sleeping." "Congratulations on your promotion." "Gloating starts with a G, and so does good." "I can buy my way out of the law." "Why don't you guys come in and have a drink with me." "I love that thin air being out of breath, just slightly." "I used to be in love with a woman, now I am nothing." "Now, just do exactly what I do." GERTRUDE. " How do you remain so calm?" "We are so going to die." "You just said you loved me." "Heres to new business opportunities." "Every child deserves a little bit of sugar." "My cats are my friends." "Animals don't hurt people." "My dad says you have cob webs between your legs." "You've got some arms on you." "Something is poking into me from behind." "I thought that was the storm coming, it sounds like the end of the world." "Please stay in your basement, tape the windows." "No matter what those kids do to you in school, I'll always love you." "There's this gay component." "I'm not comfortable being here." "I am attracted to homeless people." "Thank G-d it came out like this."