Monday, December 05, 2005

IMPRODOME 12/2/05

Essential truth, that is it ... all there is to it. Essential truth -- not silliness, not jokes, not nonsense, not talking to talk ... essential truth. Cosmetic vinyettes of life ... bing, bong ... essential truth. Prismatic meaning, split reality into ... essential truth. Perspective, opinion, point of view ... essential truth. Essential truth ... climax, point, meaning, ending, morphing into new story, new beginning, new birth, essential truth: IMPRODOME. PAX "I'm kind of a little bit on the shy side." "We're both lonely." "You know somebody to walk you home." "Second year senior ... pre-med." "I'm sorry, I was judging you." " He seemed nice." "Seriously, I have to be up in the morning." "That was unexpected and rather pleasant." "You've got a lot to say." "Are you crying?" KENNEDY'S HEAD SHOT. "You're looking really stressed." "How do I learn how to relax?" "Deep breathing." "Daphne wants to leave me." "Are you breaking up with me as a patient?" "Everything you do affects me." "I want to die as much as you do." "That's why I think death is the whole point of life." "Pregnancy happens." "I was thinking on the way down , how liberating death is." TRY FUCK TA. "One time I got my period and bled through my pussy." "This guy wasn't cool, he was using me. " "Is this because of your cock problem?" "I Suppose now I should dring the book." "I'm in over my head." PIT VIPOR. "I get to the bottom of the problem, I solve it and I know karate." "I'm a super hero mostly on mondays." I just love sitt'in on the stoop and watch'in this." "You live in terrible poverty." "Sensitivity isn't one of my strong points." "I don't want you to take me anywhere." "Mega reality television man." "There's trouble with the real world." WHITE'S OF THEIR EYES. "I remember the tranquil days of youth." "I smell a pie mama." "I smell pie all the way from the widows peak." "Color me pleased." "Hold on, I do this better with no hands." "We'll never have enough money to save the orphanage." "How could so much sadness fit into such little bodies?" "There yonder Mt. Washington, there we climb." "We're going to stand and watch, until they make love." SOMETHING FRIENDY. "I really want to share." "Look at you with your wee wee." "It's not a sexual time." "It's a mighty bloody knife you got there." "You guys deal with situations." "Why do you always have to hit me with the french bread sticks?" "We both know I'm pissed, and we both know why." "She's just feeling my melons." My group -- Radamir, Tony and me. No quotes. ONE HIT WONDER. "I love you man.""This is my reward, even though I came in fourth." "Doctors get drunk and fuck up." "When you're a doctor, you're going to get the best look'in women." "He's going to die a virgin." "I'm out of lubricant." HIMROD. "You're fired." "Heres to my losing a job." "You slayed a dragon to make that flannel shirt." "How is she not my mom?" "I got it at the ninty nine cent store for two dollars." "What are you some kind of wimp?" FAMOUS ORIGINAL NOT THE WHITES OF THEIR EYES. "It's your uncle Bob, I know you haven't seen me in years." "If I told you where I've been, you wouldn't go with me now." "But Uncle, Wendy's, a bible, what does it all mean?" "The birthstone of gemini." "The oracle said he'd be hot." "Would you like to super size your destiny?" "Have you solved cancer yet?" "Come give Dr. Theopolis a hug." "All I know how to do is kill and cure." "No, I think a robo prostitute will give me head.""I'm a love bot, I don't understand these things." "The man I love loves physics."

2 Comments:

Blogger DvDLvN said...

Diana,

You mean you can't believe you missed... THe MASKED AVENGER! You wouldn't know it to read this post, however.
They were suave and beautiful hosts.

10:28 AM  
Blogger steve kornstein said...

Hosting was fun and cool and in and with it and exciting and exilerating. Terin saved the day; she was very smooth and picked up on the hosting game to a greater degree than me. Steve

11:06 AM  

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