IMPRODOME 11/18/05

Castigated tinkle defibrillated glass. British punk rocker, really an american lass. Hunger for food or hope or pussy or cock or maybe, maybe, maybe ... Love! Bite, bite, bite, delicious life. Lubrication, sanatizing soul, Jack Daniels. Elves fornicating with similtaneous verve lubrication of cash registers. Fucking your sister ... ooooooohhhhh, yuck, yuck, gross, gross, gross. Bowling, fuck, bowling, fuck, bowling, fuck, bowling ... bowling wins. Crossing line, reality dream, an attempted lip kiss -- saliva-- danger, danger, danger. No exchange of body fluids with strangers in improv, in life, anywhere. Metaphor pizza, promise disappointment ... cheat the poor man. He deserved it; done in by his desire for taudry meaningless brief thrill of sex with a stranger. Pyramid block revenge, zapping nipples as choras of life explodes. Long lonely road timelessly excoriates souls of man and beast and earth and sky and universe. Basement devils inprision body soul mind life, break free: IMPRODOME. DOG MAFIA "I'm hungry, and I hope you can find it in your heart to provide some food.""That croussant is obviously magical." "There is a big problem in the village." "And so the giant fell." "You've really grown into a man on our journey." INVITRO. "I didn't see too many people when I came in here." "You're riding this birthday thing all day." "There's a girl out there, I'm pretty sure she likes me." "So you got a crush on my man." "Who goes out and buys a whole flock of chickens during the avian bird flu season?" "You are not from the midwest or the south." PIECE OF GLITTER. "My parents are coming today." "You sound like your mother." "You're just amazing to me." THE PIT VIPORS. "It is that time again where I do these marvelous things." " I created Christmas in business school." "There is no father, I just got pregnant." "That's a real bummer about the DNA test." SOMETHING CLEVER. "Triple maximum exposure, are you ready for this?" "I know shes my sister, but." "I want that sweet sweet taste of revenge." "How much money do you have?" PLANKTON. That's your bill." "I'm going through some hard times." "Why did she leave me for him?" "She didn't deserve a guy like you anyway." BLOW POPS. my group. Diana said: "What the fuck did I just see? I heard one time in the mosh you took your pants off." WILKERS AND JOHN MURRAY. "Your brother can come and go like he pleases, because he's like the wind." "I know I'm handsome." "My wife is sick tonight." PANDEMIC INFANTICIDE. "I don't know if you're ready for this party, maybe you should leave." "You're screwing me with that bubble machine." "Go do it by the flagpole." WHITES OF THEIR EYES. "Now there are three of me." "Hold it a second while number two slaps you." "He's not smart enough for a plan." "This play is about revenge." "Paddle machine, or the nipples get zapped." "It sounds like bonuses, you got drunk and missed work." "Now we can eat TV dinners." MIGHTY FIST. The past is this long and lonely road you should never go down." "Come back from the happy land where you went to for a moment." "Science is the universal language, and math and love." RUBBER BAND. "I'm going to pack these feelings in." "We're going to get you to an institution, both of you." "I want to go back to someplace fun, before I remember things." "Where's your g-d now?" "You're lucky my wife is kinder than your G-d."