Improdome 5/23/07

Waffle night at the PIT. Clap, clap, snap, snap, lap, lap, swim for mermaids, clock, block, sock, mock, fock fo acid laced with love, no use -- look at that caboose on a train with pain in the rain Elaine. -- All the same to you and me you see with glee. See See. Punch rocket plug in the socket mock it, pocket, fock it, don't mock it. Shades of her period disappear, don't lear my dear, this year cheer on January One, why it's fun , done no go slow, morph, dorph, corph, slorph, norf. Stripes accross and up and down, smile, no frown you clown. Noise emits from the booth very uncooth. Drink vermooth. Get punched in the face, have a loose tooth -- tell the truth while you still got youth. Well syanara, goodbye, avederzain, don't cry or sigh, oh my good bye.

Improdome 5/16/07

Strumming guitars and harmonicas sing, as we strut across the stage with our bling a bling bling. Staged phoneys like a baloney sub rub a dub dub, in the pre-arranged liars club. You say dick, dick, dick, click, click, click, blick, blick, blick ....... say what, but simulated you know what. Such and such too much squeeze in the breeze with sleeze, if you please -- of course -- on your knees. Strutt butt you slut, no klutzy, futzy, whatsy cuts. Bleed if you please, OK go ahead and sneeze, wheeze, keep me for free? No pay, lay, OK, today, nay like a horse or pony while in the zoneie. Cut you motta on a horse, oh come on give me a divorce ... no remorse of course. Dee ta dee dee dumb, have fun son and daughter, cough, drink water, thats what you oter do -- feeling blue, like a y0o hoo, nothing new boo hoo, so scream like in a dream, dream, dream!

Improdome 5/9/07

Quick, retards -- no, no, no, retorts; sexy gargoyles, no, no, no, girls; a lot of chest, no, no, no, checkers; a lot of nice mums, no, no, no, Moms. Happy earth day, no, no, no, birthday, with charm, on the fish farm, no, no, no, dudes on ludes; booze and cooze -- Harlam globe trotters don't loose. Vote today in the booth twice, no, no, no two at once -- yikes, no, no, no, mush, hush, you lush. Doldrums cause pregnancy -- no, no, no -- your Moms' torn condoms -- so you're here -- drink before last call ya'all. Have a ball -- dance, prance -- free-lance; ants in your pants? Die, die, die, at strangers funerals, lie! Bye, no, no, no, syarana sukkah.

Improdome 5/2/07

Naives lusting to be free, entrapped, enscsonsed, endeavour, encdoctrine, euculuptus, easedropping -- So that's what they call it. ugh hugh -- yak, yak, yak, get back, relax, enjoy the boy, oye, and take the girl for a whirl. Dance across the stage with devine monogomy or bigamy, fligamy, bon ami, made to clean pots. Thanks a lots. Sleezing across the stage in different ways in a daze, while eating mayonnaise. Like on a cake with honey glaze. Haze of moon and dew, should make you glad, not blue. Say hello and bid adiou. Chew Chew -- like a dog with toys, girls and balless boys. Shindigs rigged to seem big, but only staged for wanna be stars who hang out in bars near an far. No more smok'in cuban cigars . Lights low, curtin down, all exit with nary a frown. Juggle shoes like a clown.