Improdome 7/25/07

Some memorable quotes: "You got the studio all day now." "Well he used the N word against me." "We said no bad memories." " Just give me a hug in front of everybody." "Unfortunately I do, I went to a very bad High School." "It'll take years to prove it." "What is it you do again?" "Lets class up the joint." "It did take a little bit of guts." "You can have him for now." "Oh wait, I should plug it in." "I'm not trying to take the magic out of it." "That was fun last night, wasn't it?" "I had this done once before." "Do you want a relationship based on decit?" "His mind is a weapon." "I didn't want to die tonight." "Silence is the weapon of music."

Improdome 7/18/07

Some notable quotes: "The way his una brow was furrowed." "That was the most awsome night of my life." "That doesn't sound right at all." "You sound crazy." "We're not going to talk about last time." "This is going to make a lot of money for us." "I need to feel needed sometimes." "There are invisible assisans." "You don't own anything in this apartment, you never did!""I think our relationship has become like this spaghetti: bland." "It's what I do." "All that hate is going to ruin this graham cracker." "It's almost like dad didn't die." "It's a sign of oppression." "I think people expect this to happen in rest stops." "Call me by my tranny name."

Improdome 7/11/07

Like seltzer bubbles in a fluted glass imbibed in little sips of delight. No taste no real flavor, just imagination conjured luxury of minds' eye. Grabbing crotches -- really! Medieval feining damsels in distress -- take you dog out on date night -- Spanish musicians -- Que pasa my dear, happy New Year -- Dance and ride walk back, hide. New characters morph the page just yak, yak, yak and give sage advice not the spice. Bugs crawl through mind cheese, permutations are the saga that never changes but is never the same. How can this be? You have to see and do -- Yoo hoo, i mean you. Wars start over egocentric nonsense bottled up inside. Will improv get it out? Don't hide -- ride on a greater vibratory existencial, metaphoric, agorphic, hemophoric, delorphic, retorical bull. In your mine, and remember be kind in life. It's OK to be a jerk on stage or be selfish on stage or kill on stage. Leave all the junk on stage! PEACE