IMPRODOME 1/27/06

Energy Pizazz rippleing through obscene vortex. Defining pre-ambulatory pictures set fluidly before our steaming eyes. Philosophy confined to library shelves, collecting visions of mold: useless. Thoughts, feelings, images, ideas, obscenities, goodness, parading on stage before us: priceless: Jersey dildos, sixteen world, itching STD's, stolen statues, adopted vacuums, jilted warranties, interesting faces, compliments, miscarrages, poetry in bowels of the earth. YIKES. Steam open the envelop of life -- Reveal the unrevealed: therapy philosophically protrayed: IMPRODOME. A quote from Diana: " I'm taking a class at the practical school of philosophy." TEAM GETT'IN LAID. "You guys really feel like my family." " Can't have enough balls." FREE PARKING. Justin, Dave, and Me. HOT SAUCE. "Good morning, I'm sixteen world." "Are you making mommy something?" "I didn't know the symtems of STD's involved itching." "You're fireing me?" " We have reservations with a quadrapalegic being on the football team." "I'm telling that you fucked me if you kick me off the team." THE FIRST KISSES. "You made me look like a fool." " Do not look me in the eyes if you want to keep your eyes." "This used to be his , but it's mine, because I stole it." "I made you see things, I made you feel things." "I don't need to fuck this up for you you'll fuck it up on your own." JIZZ SQUIBBS. "I can't believe we made it." "You are so an ass hole." "I'm really so glad we adopted him." "I dreamed about this day." "I never cared for Joey, even though I slept with him." WHITES OF THEIR EYES. "I'm still not buying your vacuum cleaners." " I'm just a silly little house husband." "He's so handy with tools." "My secret ingrediant is taragon." "Any vacuum that can clean that up, we're going to buy." "Well I hope you take a check." "Someone turfed the lawn." "I never mailed it in." LOVER . "Your face is so interesting." "Dad, can we keep him?" "He's got street grit." "I'm going to fuck you Guadalope." "Stay here forever and have a good time on us the half Millers." ELEVENISH. "Do you perchance hop in this bar often." "May I flatter you with a compliment?" "That means no chance of a baby." "I'm eating those chocolates to quell my pain." "See, he doesn't listen to thoughts I feel." "You overstepped your boundries, just there." LADY SUPREME COURT JUSTICE. "It's not your fault." "The thing I don't want to be reminded of is the miscarrage." "You make me so sad about stuff, sometimes." "I'd get a job where you do different things every day." " How can you rehearse for a figure skating match and read Stanaslofsky?" "Honey, you're sad because you're unemployed, and lost our baby." "So, when I see my reflection, it isn't distorted?" "What would you say if I got a job with a routine?" "I'm very sensitive." "Where are you going to go." "All I want is something small and cute, that I have to teach." HEROES OF COMEDY. " I just read poetry." " American whiskey is terrible." "Now you just settle down and drink those drinks." "Well Frenchie, it's you and me now." "He's coming back and he expects us to be wet." "I hear you're the guy who haunts this mine." "Shes a whore, she smells like a month of bad Sundays."

IMPRODOME 1/20/06

Plasticine celluoid delusion cascading amorphously envisioning delightful fantasy. Illusion: no plasticine, no celluoid -- real actors, real imagination, real words, real movement, real Diana DiPasquale -- all real, all imagination! Dirty words punctuate dirty deeds of fantasy. We in our comfortable world -- American world, with running water, central heat, electricity. Our wealth betrays the premise of poverty of the soul. For we are just actors on a stage, perfecting our craft: Minds, imagination, vinyasa of our soul: IMPRODOME: WHITES OF THEIR EYES. " Stop trying to kill yourself." "You're busting your ass for no reason." "Finally I have a reason to try to be proud of you." "I need you to choose your art." ELEVENISH. "You've got to get out of that relationship." "That doesn't look really helpful." "Do you want me to do it soft or hard and fast?" "I have nothing against going gay." " Can I sit on your lap while you do it?" THE FUCK UP ALL STARS. "I haven't seen you around here before." "You look sexy." "I'll take you to burger king baby." "Dude I totally forgot we're on drugs." "It's over when somebody talks about it." "They give you the sub titles in sub text now." "You love it when you stroke it like that." MARK LYMAN BAKER. "It's wierd that I dated both of you, and you're roomates now." "The hamster has one of the rooms." "I tutored you and I got a C." "I can't go with you because you're smarter than me." "You just got to think about things." "It's just my day job." ROW. "There's not a conflict between science and religion." "You showed up at my door and I was sleeping." "How is amimal metal?" "I can smell alcohol from here." "You're better than your father, OK, fine." "I'm in college now, can you stop waiting up for me?" "I just want to get along with you, dad." "She's going through the change." "It's chilling out on your baby lips." MILFACTERIA. "Social promotion has ruined the educatioonal system in this country." "We're the real kings of this school." " I could use something in my mouth that was once on you." "For Christ sake, shes a fifteen year old girl." "I decided to take her little panties off." "We've both undergone special operations." FIRST KISSES. "Why would G-d let bad things happen?" "Peter, you're such a clever little orphan." "Peter and I will help cleanse you, Kathy." "You better say something that sounds like a righteous truth." "It'll be alright, once we cleanse you." "How can I stay mad at you? You're just so cute." WELL HUNG JURY. "You must be here for the job interview." "Since the rabbit man is here, I'll be glad to participate." "I guess I have to take something off." SMELL TUBE. "You wanted that wheel chair magazine." "I have a dream." "These knitting bars, they're really kind of cool." "I just wanted to have a nice meal and maybe knit." EPHIPHANY. Adam, Joe, and Me. YOGERT. "Not much left, hopefully it's enough." "I'm trying to make gold here, so we can get married." "It would be nice to have something which is worth something." "I don't like where we're going with our relationship." "It was like a premise stone, or something." "Bitch walks in the wrong time, every time." THEM. "I'm not touching that." "I feel like we're the same person almost." "You both have two DNA's."

IMPRODOME 1/13/06

Volconic, molecular, thunderous eruptions of manic sleeze, ejaculating Copernican vision. Say what? T-bone at five and counting ... and counting ... and counting ... nub it. Seeking happiness in empty visions. Sex breathing stereotypical steroid syllogisms of Amish prototypes: They fuck too, like everyone else ... for the prize ... for the prize ... for the prize. Victims can be victims or willing supplicants, victimizing the victimizer. Adults consent, those not of age cannot. Victimizers put on airs to mask their grand hypocrisy. Looks and smiles and frowns and brushing, touching, winking, ominous thinking --- can stab and hurt, beat down and kill. -----------------------------A quote from Diana: " When life gives you dilemma, make di lemonade." WHITES OF THEIR EYES. "We sanitized every instrument." "We already spent the cash." "You are in love, hugh." "I don't like the way you treat me, when we come to restaurants." "Well, there's probably going to be some hate in it by the end of this meal." MANA. "I made you retarded." "You left him alone in the bathroom?" "What did you do? He never comes back from here happy. What did you do?" KNIFE BIRD - BIRD KNIFE. " I had a break down, yesterday." "Is there a Readers Digest version of this story?" "I'm not one of your patients, you don't have to be condesending." "Is it hard being an ugly fugley?" "This sucks ... it's boring." ELEVEN. "Someone that you know has gone a little far with her boyfriend. Jesus H. Christ." "There's no reason why we can't all be friends." "Who was that? Was it G-d?" "What could be more ironic, than me joining a sport team?" "It better be fucking good, or you're going to get a slap in your mouth." GUTLESS FLABS. "If I can't hear whats coming out, I can't mix." "Are you ready to get your mind and your ears blown out?" "Plus, I'm fucking him." "You don't get a chair for your exit interview -- stand up." "I boned you because I wanted this position." WE COULD BE HEROES. Greg, Chris and Me. SLEEPY GIANTS. "The boss likes me more ... cause I do him." "I guess I learned a lot about business." "We lost so much that day, and it's all your fault." "It's quite disturbing, actually." "Oh well, it's confetti art." GAY BLACK TEENS LEAGUE. "Why am I wearing my white robe?" "There was a four year old girl in that buick skylark." "I want to put my hand so far down your fucking throat." "It was a beautiful dream." BARELY LEGAL. "He's three years old in mind, body and spirit." "Do what you do." "She wrote the entire thing for me." "You need a little bit of work with your articulation skills." "It seems so pedestrian to go through the motions." "It makes you sound like a deushbag." "It's not a coincidence, dude." "Ha, ha, ha, retard dick." GIBBLER. "It's more or less a non-verbal invitation to speak to me." "This is a brutal hazing." "You guys are obviously in charge of this bus stop."

IMPRODOME 1/6/06

Lesbian fuckers pretending to be straight, using men like a play date. Teasing and taunting, acting real nice. Without them, life would be boring without much spice. Nazi spoofs, goofs, pretending to be aloof; torturing animals and children and wives and mothers and husbands and fathers. Transmorgrafying liars into witch sauce immersed in cauldrons of broken glass. Next scene, pat her ass. -- It's acting, it's OK. Blood flowing from between chaste legs -- wasted eggs. Sad? Maybe! New life means change. Metamorphosis hurts. Love hurts. Love is a mental lubricant leading where? Depends ... depends on who, what, when, where. Love can uplift! Love can burn! Love can make you yearn! Love can make you laugh! Love can make you cry! Love can make you float on a cloud! Love can make you take a life ... maybe your own! HIPPSTERS FROM CONVENIENCE. "Mom you don't have to walk me to the class." "There's nothing wierd about the human body." "Are you Jewish because you listen to Jewish artists?" "I like burning American flags, kicking homeless guys." "She doesn't know we're here at all." "We're the people who do stuff." MANA . "Look, just let me in." "I was thinking about you." "I think it's about time to talk about our relationship." "I've been waiting for someone just like you." "You're not poisioning the mind of my baby." PINK NICIE NICE. (WHITES OF THEIR EYES). "I'm going to play the way I play the way snake plays." "Tell us what it's like to love something". "Why does every living thing in this house have to die?" "Let's get out of here, there must be a better way for youngsters to grow up." "Wish for something beautiful." NIALIST . "It looks cool, but it doesn't really do anything." "It's hard to find really smart celebrity scientists who are also actors in Hollywood." "Are you a magazine writer, or some kind of guru?" "I like the look of the poster." "Guys, I really need your addresses and five dollars." STUPID. Paul, Yang and me. SOUTHERN EXPOSURE. "These portions are enormous." "Excuse me I'm very tired." "We're at a funeral, do you mind?" "Whores, you just come in their faces." "I'm sorry I'm poor." EXIT SIGN. "I gathered up all the nuts." "Don't you fuck'in touch me." "I'll see you next week Jerry, I'm not going to give up on you." "It's not supposed to be funny, I'm just telling you my last name." "Let's play therapist." " It's your first period, it happens." " I hope someday, I share your apathy toward my kids." BURNS LITTLE BABIES. "Are you ready for my dinner party?" "Don't look him in the eye, because he won't eat." "They don't like babies." "Where's that shit of a husband you have?" "As long as you don't have no babies, you can do what you want." "For five dollars, I'll seal the deal in blood." "She must be lesbian."