IMPRODOME 4/21/06

Echoes of Diana DePasquale reverberate with resonance of majesty. Where are you Diana? Are you near? Are you far? Can you feel us where you are? IMPRODOME. SANDRA BULLOCK. " You're like the coolest stranger I ever met." "We were having sex when I said that." BLUE BONNETT. "Maybe we can send you back to China." "Did you ask him what his real name is, or did you name him like a slave?" URBAN DAZE. Verlon, Ernie, and Me. ELECTRIC ROD. "These guys can feel the music in their hearts." CONFLICT OF INTEREST. "I told him if you can put up with me, you can put up with anything." RELATIVE COOL. "I've been in love with you, don't you get that?" WHITES OF THEIR EYES. "That was the grossest scene in a movie." QUEEN BOPPA. "I am not comfortable with being naked, like you are." THE MEOWS. "What a way to die." "You look pretty enough for somebody to masturbate over."

IMPRODOME 4/14/06

Edge, edge, edge -- Cut, cut, cut -- Into the mind and soul of audiance. Love, sex, leathery toys, yeah boys. Murder death, all a stage play. If it were real what would they say? Dolls and date rape, silly idea; lets not talk about it when the customers are real. Drunk Chiropractors, cracking necks, not supposed to be a show, what the heck? IMPRODOME. FRESHLY BLOWN. "He really spices up your sex life." URBAN DAZE. Verlon, Malik and Me. SHOGUMAI. "Sixteen pregnant ... I got an abortion, I stabbed a knife into his heart. I stabbed him a total of 53 times." WOOF THAT TRICK. "I always thought my baby had epilipsy." CONFLICT OF INTEREST. "I too feel like I'm looking in a mirror." FIFTY POINT EIGHT. "I don't know how to think for myself." WHITES of THEIR EYES. "How come I keep pissing off everyone in my life?"

IMPRODOME 4/7/06

Amazing performer and great at reading poetry. That is how this reporter sums up the presidency of Abraham Lincoln. As President he lead us into an unpopular war. The nation was destroyed and devistated. The frame work was set for growth of a strong democratic nation. A nation that would encourage a diverse panoplay of opportunity. -- We can all be what we can be. Choices abound. One that illuminates the horizon is: IMPRODOME. STAR AND STEVE. My group. MILKMAN DAN. "Your Mother didn't leave us to go to a big party, she hung herself in the garage." "My needs are unfulfilled." "I've passed the cacoon phase, I'm butterflying." CONFLICT OF INTEREST. "I think you might be overstepping the line right here." "I think I wrote four e-mails to you." "SPEED COUNTY DEMONS. "I think Mom and Dad intended for us to share." "Well of course it is cause your hearts full of love." "That's like rapeing a toy." "I feel like he doesn't like me either." BIO DIESEL. "Identity theft is really a problem, these days." "Thank you for showing me the respect I deserve." "I can stand here as long as you can." "I knew the whole time." BLOW POPS. "I wanted to be a priest." "Everytime I go to Church I feel alienated." "We usually talk about this quietly and in your room."

IMPRODOME 4/7/06

Amazing performer and great at reading poetry. That is how this reporter sums up the presidency of Abraham Lincoln. As President he lead us into an unpopular war. The nation was destroyed and devistated. The frame work was set for growth of a strong democratic nation. A nation that would encourage a diverse panoplay of opportunity. -- We can all be what we can be. Choices abound. One that illuminates the horizon is: IMPRODOME. STAR AND STEVE. My group. MILKMAN DAN. "Your Mother didn't leave us to go to a big party, she hung herself in the garage." "My needs are unfulfilled." "I've passed the cacoon phase, I'm butterflying." CONFLICT OF INTEREST. "I think you might be overstepping the line right here." "I think I wrote four e-mails to you." "SPEED COUNTY DEMONS. "I think Mom and Dad intended for us to share." "Well of course it is cause your hearts full of love." "That's like rapeing a toy." "I feel like he doesn't like me either." BIO DIESEL. "Identity theft is really a problem, these days." "Thank you for showing me the respect I deserve." "I can stand here as long as you can." "I knew the whole time." BLOW POPS. "I wanted to be a priest." "Everytime I go to Church I feel alienated." "We usually talk about this quietly and in your room."

IMPRODOME 3/31/06

False faces protruding beneath faux sky. Implication of reality a lie. City descends, energy low. Where in the world did everyone go? At Triple Crown not many there. Walking empty streets, you got to beware. Hobgoblins wearing bras they do not need. Being felt up, such a dirty deed. Fuck, suck, buffalo muck, yuck. Story told in bold italics presumed. Read it and weep, while we all avoid sleep. IMPRODOME. WHITES OF THEIR EYES. "It's about getting something done in my life for once." "It's a constant reminder of all my failures." "People who die, their art becomes real famous." "Honey, how do you want to die?" " I don't know if I could deal with that kind of darkness after you're gone." THE PAULEYS. "I'm feeling kind of gross now." "I don't need you to judge me." "Everything I do, I do for a reason." "What she lacks in cleverness, she makes up by never saying no." THREE HEEBS. "You drive a hard bargain." "Let's negotiate some more." TOTAL FREEK OUT. "You have gone above and beyond." "He had 350 woman in his life." "She looks good." "She sacrifices so much." SPEED COUNTRY DEMONS. "You having a problem with this world I brought you up in?" "I'm talking about finding you love." "Don't get into trouble." "You want to fornicate?" "Would you kill me if I threaten her?" "You can spend the rest of your life wondering if you really loved her."

My One Man Show 4/12/06 Wednesday 6:00PM PIT

I will be performing my awsome one man show on Wednesday April 12, 2006, at the Peoples Improv Theater. Featured with me will be Ray, Jonathon, and Tully. The Show is as a result of a class taught by Kimmy Gatewood.