IMPRODOME 3/24/06

Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Like lightening ripping through interstellar sub atomic ions -- charging, charging, charging, so they are excited with molecular imbalance. Homeostasis -- optimal function of the human body, and mind, and soul -- all connected. Upset and reset, upset and reset, upset and reset -- get it? Keep moving in a linear direction and it's never linear: the line moves in a tangent. That is how our minds work in a micro sense within ourselves and in a macro sense -- mind set of society: upset the equilibrium and it all resets. So Grand Papa is that the secret of improv? Frodo, move quickly through the magic forest. What ever you do, do not talk to the trees. It is better to be rootless and keep moving. To find balance, you need to understand imbalance: IMPRODOME. CONFLICT OF INTEREST. "OK, I'm really sorry." " I know you had your heart set on an ivy league school." "You do the feeling, I'll do the thinking." PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE. "I need to talk to my wives." "I promise you sex every day." I wouldn't fuck any of you fat bitches, anyway." "She says everything like shes in a sitcom." "I'm in love with you." BLOW POPS. "Sit down, don't stand there." "You guys should talk." "I never had to deal with this before, I'm sorry." "I don't play with fake money." "I've never played monopoly, your way." BLAH BLAH BLAH. "I wear suits." "It's called political experience, my friend." Hi honey, we were just staring at each other." "Oh, I have a son and a husband who won't help me, when I bring home the groceries." THE FIRST KISSES. "You can ride it if you like." "That parrot has been giving me the evil eye." "Everything I say is awsome." "I like old timey cameras and murder." WIFE. Excellent scenes done in darkness, I could not see to write. MAYBE BUTTON NOW. "What the hell is this." "What are you doing." "It's hard for me when you stare at me." "Not the army story." "Shes still the same old bitch, same old task master." WHITES OF THEIR EYES. "Another season like that will help." "Things are going to change." "You don't like the answers?" "I curse you." "He can't see me you moron." "You that kid whose dad talks to the mirror?" "I could eat you up." "REGAL BEGALS. "I feel kind of torn." "That was so not kool." "I know what you did." "Shes all dried up." PUNISHMENT. "You got about a week to live." " He made words up on the spot to suit his rhymes. " "Now whose the jerk?" "I finally got the smell out of my car." URBAN MILKSHAKE. Ron Verlon and Me

IMPRODOME 3/17/06

Worship at the porcelin g-d. St. Patricks Day green, green, green. Drunken blow job girls. Matt Donnelly mask. Whites of their eyes on film? What is the world coming to? Deaf, retarded, cheap, old men, gypsey prophesies -- I don't know when? Not much to say about Improdome this week. I feel tired and meek. Next week, I'll take another peek: At zombies, mombies, maybe Shawn with shaved head, playing Mahatma Ghandhi. We shall go, we shall see, and if it's fun we'll say Mai we. IMPRODOME. WHITE'S OF THEIR EYES on film: Yikes. O MAC FANNAGAN BAND. "You drink too much whiskey, you fuck'in jack ass." " He thinks deaf people are retarded." ROSE PETAL RAIN. Ron Verlon and Me. ANGRY CABBAGE. "How long you think the mixture will be done?" "Money is not for wasting." "Shes not from these parts, shes Greek." SHOOTING THE SHIT WITH LIZ AND TARREN. "I am fucking horny as shit." " He warned you that the cob webs in your crotch are a hazard to your health." "You got a story for every fucking thing I bring up." " Even he's got a girl friend." SHAMALON. " I can tell a lot the way a girls pulse reacts." "You can prove your manhood by wrestling." FLO. "You know I'm cursed, I can't eat bread." "I can't help it, I got to profile people."

TARREN STERRY's One Woman Show 3/14/06

RED! Red Curtains, red striped shirt, red hair. Red like rising sun on an August morning, -- air heavy with life, and lust, and lady bugs. People in their waneing days in this worlds embrace, touch a young soul: Tarren -- on a mission to save the world and write a book about it. Reality strikes bringing this soul into the embrace of middle America: WalMart. Eating delightful treats, satisfying lust desire with delectable mouth watering --- You're one of them now ... You're one of them now ... You're one of them now. Riding with royal dignity in two hunderd dollar motor car. RIDE, RIDE, RIDE .... Savin' the world is about tryin' . So do good, be good, be kind, be compassionate.

IMPRODOME 3/3/06 Friday

Coincidence rules! And coincidence is events colliding together and reminising. Oh, you mean call backs? End the set the way you began. Strike chord in observers minds. Figure it out later, just roll with it. Trust, trust, trust, in yourself, in scene partners, in fate, in karma, in life, in G-d. Work and try and strive to be all you can be: Then let it go and trust: IMPRODOME. WHITES OF THEIR EYES. "Every time I see the empty chair, I think about her. " "I don't think anything is going to come of it." "Don't look at me when I'm weak." "Why are you so full of hatred?" "The world bores me." "I'm going to jump to the conclusion that you're a giant loser." "I'm not going to burn you this time." THE BLOW ME'S. "You feel that power?" "You alright? You been standing there for ten minutes." "I think I'm ready." "It's part of every girls growing up." KILLERS OF DEATH. My group. DIRTY CHICKLETS. "Life's a funny game." "All sorts of people in this crazy world." "He laughs cause he's nervous." "Shes a woman, you're a man." "Shes hot for you." "Go over and hold her like a woman needs to be held, but more." "He didn't leave, you drove him away." "Shes fuck'in in love with you." BRIGHTSIDE. "I want to paint you." "You told us that, many times." "He's got luscious fields." "I want to mold you, make you my protege." "How luscious can one woman get?" "TORT. "Back to work ladies, no talking." "I learned a lot, I was with one of the greatest professors of all time." "What's your name? Will you marry me?" "I am a parishioner of the world." "I can learn a lot from you." "Daddy loves anything you do." "ELEVEN. "Thomas, you tell the best lies." "The other Glen is so cool." "No losers allowed in my room." "I wish I could be as cool as him." "I want to bang you." "Can you use someone elses edge?" THREE NON BLONDES. "This is for a really good cause." "One more coincidence." "I am a virgin." "That's totally unfair." "My Father's a director, I swear to G-d." THE ILLUSION OF COOL. "I know where I'm going." "I have pie cooling in the window." "Recess is over." "If anyone needs me I'll be in the pool." BONG PROV. "You can find anything on the internet." "Getting married , you can take it seriously." "You have to find your own apartment." "Once a chick gets a ring on her finger, everything changes." MOTEL FACE. "I didn't really expect you." "You're going to grow up to be just like me."

IMPRODOME 3/1/06 Wednesday

Daze, black and white, terrible sight. Like an old zenith: mesmerizing. Ozzie and Harriott look alikes, on old Harley/Indian, trikes. Scenes come, scenes go. If you don't watch you never know. People die and they rise. It's all for fun, no surprise. Laughing, crying, accordian crying. Sound effects deflect, bright like a new moon: what a sight. Some fight, but we delight that's darn right: IMPRODOME. 3D MUSDACHE. "I just go home and watch my zolotrope." "That sounds like quite a cure." "That adventure is over." "ELEVEN. "The only science show for 6th graders, by 6th graders." "We're almost published authors." "I brought my poetry, no one seems to like it. Would you like to hear it?" "I love living in an art collective." "PARTY OF ONE. "Why are you trusting me to give directions." "I had a feeling." " I have bad karma too." "I always get those confused." THE STAFF OF PERPITUDE. " I don't know if I want to take your money." "I heard what you said about the children. " "There's a party going on there, right now." "If only we can deciphor this code." " 3D BEARD. "I made some pancakes this morning, yummy, yummy, yum. " "You need to listen and be quiet." "You are a giant monkey crotch." "How does that make you ... feel." "I like to come here and relax and think about things." HELLO. My group, Kelly, Tom and Me. BONG PROV. "I quit my job." "We walked through the park for about an hour." "A job is like a woman, you got to work it out." "It took way too long to get to know how to drive a bus." "How the fuck you plan on doing it." "You got plenty of fuckin money. What you going to do with it?"