Fuckwads redo or redue or redon't, redundant fuckwads. Fuckwads don't get married. Fuckwads get married. Fuckwads don't give or... da da da ... get road head. Fuckwads don't die, they're just fuckwads. Are fuckwads failures if they're good at being fuckwads? Fuckwads have fuckwad cadance. Fuckwads drink; fuckwads are sober. Fuckwads are minorities and fuckwads are majorities. Fuckwads are fathers and fuckwads are stepfathers. Fuckwads dress the part, and fuckwads fart. Fuckwads eat a lot and fuckwads don't eat at all. Fuckwads work; fuckwads sit home and watch TV. Fuckwads pillage accident sites. Fuckwads shop at the grocery store. Fuckwads explode heads and fuckwads heads explode. Some fuckwads have a dick and some fuckwads have a pussy ... and sometimes, theyget together and make more fuckwads. Fuckwads slap tits. Fuckwads go to therapy. Fuckwads are yoga masters. Fuckwads are toxic. Fuckwads go to encounter groups. Fuckwads comb their hair. Fuckwads have no hair. Fuckwads throw up. Fuckwads get pregnant. You're a fuckwad, I'm a fuckwad, we're all fuckwads. . . . Yeah! IMPRODOME. Diana: "I got Married." "I told my sister, she told me you're an idiot and she hung up on me." "I'm hoping for a pearl." BOOK RETORT. Melissa, Sarah and Me. no quotes. ROLLING STONES APOCALYPSE. "So they drove over the bridge." "What about road head?" "I have a stick shift though." " I guess you like my advanced guide to the idiots guide to fucking." "He did not expect to die." " The angel of death will take me shortly." "You've got thirty seconds left to give me a life time of love." "I don't want to cry over you, you son of a bitch." "Throw this knife at me a couple more times." " A man isn't naturally born to kill things with a knives." "I figured it would be more relaxed in a motel room somewhere." "I lost my hard on for this, I'm sorry." "For Christ sake stop, we hit somebody." "I left my George Thurgood tapes at home."WOMEN OF NEGOTIABLE AFFECTION. "This is my cadence." " Suzie Wilkens gave me a little bit of a hand job." "I too wanted a hand job." "Does not a man want love?" "You're just speaking in plattitudes." " When you fall asleep, I'm going to cut your balls off." "You have to get a new wardrobe and get cool." "I have a rape trial in two weeks." "You're doing way too much booze, way too much pot." "I found this bar that let me turn in my AA card for a free drink." "He stopped drinking and turned old and dirty and disgusting." "And then we should fuck." "Old English 800, the malt liquor that's killing the black man." PAX. "You've been a little bit cold almost." "When you drink a little too much you get crude." "I heard you throw'in the f bomb around a lot." "What's done is done." "If I embaress you at all, I'm sorry." "I was really fuck'in crazy at the party last night, she knows." "You got to let him do it on his own terms." "When we're at work, I'm not your mother." "If you're going to stay here, you're going to have to dress the part." "If you don't like it, you can spit it out." "You came here to convert everyone." THE WHITES OF THEIR EYES. "If we fuck the sequence up again, we get fired." "Whose going to make a movie about us, in thirty years?" "There was a truck crash on I-95, I got this free box of licorice." "Now lunches never have to be boring, anymore." "Destiny is in your hands." " That light never goes on." "We started hearing a bunch of music, and his head exploded." "We were supposed to save the day, but we wrecked the day." "I said some things I'm not proud of." "We are partly native american, I swear to g-d." "Two months later, they find an alien space ship." "Love is all you need." "My Aunt is Cindy Williams." "You know someone famous." KENNEDY'S HEAD SHOT. "I don't even remember being at that party." "You were really drunk." "It was a great party." "You asked me if I would show me your dick." "You remember that party we met at." "I remember seeing his penis." "It's a stereotype based on truth." "You know if you put that on your body, you will die." "The one time I ask you to come, and you do." HOT PINK FISHY FACE. "How am I going to be with you if I know you played around?" "Our second date was supposed to be different." "No one has ever slapped your tits before on the second date?" "I think you can do anything one time, and it doesn't count." "So you came back for more therapy form Dr. Drago." " We don't judge them." "You don't look like a yoga master." "Surrounded by schools of tuna." "I love toxins in my body." "If you're going to slap me, slap me like you love me." PRETTY PRETTY PONIES. " I decided this morning, that I wanted to watch this ." "If only we had not eaten out after the recital." "That was ridiculous, put a pea through a cathator." "I think life makes me sad." "I'm really glad you came to our encounter group." "We both love his cock." "I've never gotton angry watching a recital, before." "I cashed your social security check." "I promise you on your mothers' legs." "I like watching the wind blow." ABACUS."I took the tylenol, like you said I should take." "You know she has a crude husband, and a child that doesn't like you." "Let's draw straws or combs out of the container." "I've watched through the mirror, I can see it backwards." "That baby is probably throwing up in its' womb." "I gave birth to your daddy." "Shut up I'm pregnant." "It turns out this man is Jupiter, marrided to Minerva." "I was a woman before you were in seventh grade." "Look at my rippling muscles." "People look at G-d differently." "Call the ghost busters, bitch."
